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Below is a list of all the deaths on Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency.

Season One[]

Reason/Cause of Death Responsible Party Last Words
Ned
NedBody
Shot with a bullet aimed at Todd Brotzman ("Horizons") Hugo Friedkin (accidental) Unknown
Red
RedBody

Hacked to death with a machete to get to Ken Adams ("Horizons") Bart Curlish "This is private property."
Clerk
ClerkBody

Shot in the chest during a robbery ("Horizons") Robbers Unknown
Two robbers
RobberBody1

RobberBody2

Shot while trying to kill Bart Curlish ("Horizons") Bart Curlish Unknown
Dorian Rothlighter
DorianRothlighterBody

Shot himself in the head ("Horizons") Himself (accidental) "I know what you did! I warned you! Bye-bye, you thieving mother–"
Hermano Palacios
HermanoPalaciosBody

Shot and electrocuted to cover up Men of the Machine activity at the Perryman Grand ("Horizons") Zed, on orders from Pollux "A kitten? Look, I-I don't know what you're talking about."
Nathan
NathanBody

Shot and electrocuted for shooting Fred ("Lost & Found") Zed "Holy shit, this is going down!"
Jake
JakeBody

Beaten to death for trying to kill Bart Curlish and Ken Adams ("Lost & Found") Bart Curlish "Embarrassin' yourself."
Gordon Rimmer's wife
RimmerWifeBody

Shot in the chest so the Men of the Machine could use Gordon Rimmer's body ("Rogue Wall Enthusiasts") Men of the Machine, on orders from Jake Rainey Unknown
Gordon Rimmer Swapped into Lux Dujour's body and killed so the Men of the Machine could use his body ("Rogue Wall Enthusiasts") Men of the Machine, on orders from Jake Rainey Unknown
New Children of the Old God biker
RockBikerBody

Skull crushed with a rock ("Rogue Wall Enthusiasts") New Children of the Old God biker (accidental) Unknown
Two New Children of the Old God bikers Shot while trying to kill Bart Curlish and Ken Adams ("Rogue Wall Enthusiasts") New Children of the Old God biker (accidental) and Bart Curlish Unknown
New Children of the Old God biker
GunBikerBody

Shot in the back while being used as a shield by Bart Curlish ("Rogue Wall Enthusiasts") New Children of the Old God biker (accidental), caused by Bart Curlish Unknown
Three New Children of the Old God bikers
BikersBody

Stabbed and shot while trying to kill Bart Curlish and Ken Adams ("Rogue Wall Enthusiasts") Bart Curlish Leader: "This'll shut him up."
Joseph Weedle Swapped into a mouse and eaten by Rapunzel so the Men of the Machine could use his body ("Watkin") Rapunzel, on orders from Pollux "My name is Joseph Weedle! I'm an FBI agent, you can't do this to me!"
Sammy Skull crushed to sever Pollux's ties to Lux Dujour ("Watkin") Pollux "Lux? What happened to you?"
Jed
JedBody

Torn apart by the Kitten-Shark while trying to kill Dirk Gently and Todd Brotzman ("Very Erectus") Dirk Gently Unknown
Coroner
CoronerBody

Torn apart by the Kitten-Shark while trying to kill Dirk Gently and Todd Brotzman ("Very Erectus") Dirk Gently "Jed, get down! He's got the shark!"
Gifford
GiffordBody

Hit by a car for kidnapping ("Very Erectus") Caused by Bart Curlish Unknown
Men of the Machine drone
MotMBody1

Shot in the back to save the life of Estevez ("Very Erectus") Farah Black Unknown
Zimmerfield
ZimmerfieldBody

Shot in the back and electrocuted for investigating the Men of the Machine ("Very Erectus") Zed "Save Lydia Spring."
Thirty-four Men of the Machine drones
MotMBody2

Shot and electrocuted so Patrick Spring could get to Jake Rainey ("Weaponized Soul") Patrick Spring Unknown
Jake Rainey
JakeRaineyBody

Shot in the head for the murder of Catherine Spring ("Weaponized Soul") Patrick Spring "Yes."
Three Men of the Machine drones
MotMBody3

MotMBody4

Shot during a shootout between Patrick Spring and the Men of the Machine ("Weaponized Soul") Patrick Spring Unknown
Catherine Spring
CatherineSpringBody

Shot during an assassination attempt on Patrick Spring ("Weaponized Soul") Men of the Machine, on orders from Jake Rainey Unknown
Two Men of the Machine drones Shot for killing Catherine Spring ("Weaponized Soul") Patrick Spring Unknown
Two Men of the Machine drones
MotMBody5

MotMBody6

Torn apart by the Kitten-Shark when young Patrick Spring shot the drone holding it ("Weaponized Soul") Patrick Spring (accidental) Unknown
Patrick Spring
PatrickSpringBody

Torn apart by the Kitten-Shark when young Patrick Spring shot the drone holding it ("Weaponized Soul") Himself (accidental) "And good luck, Dirk. I'm sorry I hit you."
Fred
FredBody

Shot in the head while trying to kill Farah Black ("Weaponized Soul") Farah Black Unknown
Men of the Machine drone
MotMBody7

Shot during a raid on Webb Manor ("Two Sane Guys Doing Normal Things") Estevez Unknown
Ed
EdBody

Shot in the head to save the lives of Dirk Gently, Lydia Spring and Todd Brotzman ("Two Sane Guys Doing Normal Things") Bart Curlish Unknown
Pollux
PolluxBody

Shot in the head while trying to kill Farah Black ("Two Sane Guys Doing Normal Things") Farah Black "I am gonna shoot you in the head. I am gonna shoot you in the head, and take my goddamn dog!"
Zed
ZedBody

Shot in the head to save the lives of Dirk Gently, Lydia Spring and Todd Brotzman ("Two Sane Guys Doing Normal Things") Bart Curlish "But–"
Edmund Doyle
EdmundDoyleBody

Shot in the head to cover up the existence of the Men of the Machine ("Two Sane Guys Doing Normal Things") Hugo Friedkin Unknown
Estevez
EstevezBody

Shot several times in the chest to cover up the existence of the Men of the Machine ("Two Sane Guys Doing Normal Things") Hugo Friedkin "Please, you don't-you don't have to."
Total: 76

Season Two[]

Cause of Death Responsible Party Last Words
Dan Samuels
DanSamuelsBody

Stabbed several times with a pen for disobeying The Mage ("Space Rabbit") The Mage "An army?"
Four Cavatos members
CavatosBody1

CavatosBody2

Stabbed and shot to save the life of Suzie Boreton ("Space Rabbit") Bart Curlish "Screw this, man! I don't have time for this satanist shit! If she's dead, she's dead. Who cares how I kill her?"/"What do you need the book for? I thought Mr. Mage told you what to say."
Carol
BookClubBody

Vaporized for insulting Suzie Boreton ("Two Broken Fingers") Suzie Boreton "Well, you're not, Suzie. You're not! You're one of the bad guys!"
Jeanette Vaporized for insulting Suzie Boreton ("Two Broken Fingers") Suzie Boreton "You were prom queen. You had all the friends, Suzie. You can't be that deluded."
Karen Vaporized for insulting Suzie Boreton ("Two Broken Fingers") Suzie Boreton "You screwed my boyfriend."
Lisa Vaporized for insulting Suzie Boreton ("Two Broken Fingers") Suzie Boreton "You were!"
Betty
BettyBody

Shot in the chest with the Toros spell so Suzie Boreton could get to Arnold Cardenas ("Girl Power") Suzie Boreton, on orders from The Mage "Can I help you?"
Officer Rizzio
RizzioBody

Shot in the chest with the Toros spell so Suzie Boreton could get to Arnold Cardenas ("Girl Power") Suzie Boreton, on orders from The Mage "Drop your weapon!"
Three cops
CopBody

Shot with the Toros spell so Suzie Boreton could get to Arnold Cardenas ("Girl Power") Suzie Boreton, on orders from The Mage "Hey! Freeze!"
Arnold Cardenas
ArnoldCardenasBody

Shot in the chest with the Toros spell to stop the Wendimoor prophecy ("Girl Power") Suzie Boreton, on orders from The Mage "We have to find another way."
Hector Cardenas
HectorCardenasBody

Stabbed in the head during an argument with Marina Cardenas ("Little Guy, Black Hair") Marina Cardenas "You're not taking any money!"
Marina Cardenas
MarinaCardenas

Blunt force trauma from a car crash brought on by Francis Cardenas making her car fly ("Little Guy, Black Hair") Francis Cardenas (accidental) "I'm sorry."
Ten Blackwing guards
BlackwingBody1

BlackwingBody2

BlackwingBody3

Stabbed and shot during a Kellum knight raid on Blackwing ("Trouble Is Bad") Kellum knights, on orders from Suzie Boreton Unknown
Two Kellum knights
KnightBody1

KnightBody2

Shot during a Kellum knight raid on Blackwing ("Trouble Is Bad") Blackwing guards Unknown
The Mage
TheMageBody

Blown up while trying to kill Farah Black, Sherlock Hobbs and Tina Tevetino ("Trouble Is Bad") Farah Black and Tina Tevetino "No one in Wendimoor can defeat me!"
Four Blackwing guards
BlackwingBody4

Blown up to protect Dirk Gently ("Nice Jacket") Mona Wilder Unknown
Blackwing guard
BlackwingBody5

Killed during a Kellum knight raid on Blackwing ("Nice Jacket") Kellum knights, on orders from Suzie Boreton Unknown
Four Kellum knights
KnightBody3

Shot to protect Francis Cardenas ("Nice Jacket") Hugo Friedkin and Mona Wilder Unknown
Lord Triangle Badevil
TriangleBadevilBody

Shot in the head to protect Dirk Gently and Mona Wilder ("Nice Jacket") Ken Adams "Dirk Gently dies, and the prophecy is over."
Ten Kellum knights
KnightBody4

Killed during a Kellum knight raid on Blackwing ("Nice Jacket") Blackwing guards Unknown
Seven Blackwing guards Killed during a Kellum knight raid on Blackwing ("Nice Jacket") Kellum knights, on orders from Suzie Boreton Unknown
Around 10,984 Kellum knights
ThousandKnightBody

Cut up with a chainsaw for killing Panto Trost ("Nice Jacket") Bart Curlish Unknown
Total: 11,041

Series Total: 11,117

Kill Count[]

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